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Pootify!
You write it, the Frankensinger sings it for you.
Albert Einstein's Theory of Relativity In Words of Four Letters or Less.
Super-8 footage of me as a child.
Are you sick of websites with content? Try superbad.com.
The worst album covers ever made.
What Google.com thinks of you.
Make my website do bad things. Absolutely n0t saf& f0r w0rk. In fact, n0t saf& anywhere at anytime for anyone.
Funny comics. Some are unclean. All are disturbing.
Webcam chicken obeys your commands. I could describe this in more detail: I choose not to.
So much like an old family Super 8 reel of me as a baby, it STILL scares me. (61K Flash - Fast)
I've seen things like carrots, handbags, cheese. (383K Flash)
Why I don't live in Tennessee anymore. (505K Flash) Also available here.
The Exorcist in 30 seconds, reenacted by bunnies. (339K Flash)
BHANGRA YOUR HEAD! After thousands of years, Indian music finally kicks out a hard groove. Daler Mehndi is the Nine Inch Nails of India.(4.71MB RealVideo) Also available here and as MPEG here.   Audio available as Flash here.
The most amazing dancing I've ever seen.
I have a stalker! Yay!
No matter how obnoxious your office colleagues are, never do this. Remember: you only have to be offended at things that apply to you personally. (Flash)
The best of the FARKs.
Funny but true signs.
Issue #12 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
I have a heart of crystal! What is your heart really made of?
Issue #11 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
I'm Schizoid! Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
Issue #10 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator.
Issue #9 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.
An online radio station of my favorite music and comedy.
Issue #8 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Soldiers from the video game "Halo" question their existence and start making up new rules of war to fight boredom. The animated series Red vs. Blue. >7MB downloads. Worth every byte. Season 1. Season 2.
Issue #7 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Issue #6 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Scary album cover art.
They're cuddly, collectible, and obtain nourishment from You! They're Parasite Pals!
The Facts About Donuts. (Flash)
Issue #6 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Wacky Warning Labels.
Make your own candy heart. I command it!
How Powerpoint makes us idiots: The Gettysburg Powerpoint Presentation (no download required).
What's wrong with you (Flash).
The great comic strip This Modern World.
The great comic strip Tom the Dancing Bug.
Virtual Drumset (Flash).
Build Your Own Snowman! Here's mine.
Issue #5 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Kill things with a catapult. (Flash)
A holiday message to the ladies.
Issue #4 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Daredevil and Captain America Hang Out... at the Quickstop. (Flash)
Those tough "protein" stains. (965K Windows Media)
Join me in the Second Circle of Hell.
Draw yourself as a South Park character (Flash).
Snowball Fight (Flash).
Play the White Christmas Game!
The Smurfs do bad, bad things.
Starwarz Gangsta Rap Music Video.
Eastern Europeans play their new video game, Super Mario Brothers 2.
Issue #3 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
The dark side of eBay.
It's just a purple hippo who likes to dance to the Thong Song. It doesn't mean anything. (Flash)
My website as ransom note.
The greatest album covers that never were.
Unguided.com, an index of improper things.
I have the same dream every night (Flash).
Match your views to the Presidential candidates.
Worldwide public radio, online, right now.
3-D Stress Ball Game.
Pull my finger.
This is what it sounds like inside the brains of crazy people (Flash).
Today's kids review 70's video games.
Fun bug hunt (Flash).
Issue #2 of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Really fun shooter game (Flash).
Inaugural issue of my comic strip, Standup Comics.
Freaky church billboards.
Foamy the Squirrel's Rant. Foamy the Squirrel's Rant II. M@ture audiences only. (Flash)
Hit people with a soccer ball. You know you want to. (Flash) From Home Movies, the coolest, hippest cartoon in the world.
Happatai, the Japanese guys who wear fig leaves, sing their hit "Yatta!" on Jimmy Kimmel. If you're going to download a 15.2MB Windows Media video file this year, good God, let it be this.
Fun helicopter game (Flash).
Medieval Tapestry Construction Set - http://www.adgame-wonderland.de/type/bayeux.php. Here's mine. Bob Sawyer turned it into Qveere Eye for thye Medieval Man.
The great comic Red Meat. Here's how to make your own Red Meat Comic. Here's the one I made. Here's another.
Basil White answers a question about love.
Make your own protest!
David Rees's underground comic hit Get Your War On. Not for the Timid.
Crouching Ping-Pong Ball, Hidden Paddle.
I take my hand at writing an advice column.
A pinup-girl parts catalog comes to life. I love it when cheesecake is funny.
Kevin Smith takes genuine thumbs-down movie quotes and builds movie posters out of 'em. The movies and the reviews are 100% REAL.
Silence of the Lambs: The Musical.
I know cat skeet is wrong. But they're so cuuuute!
I am Palm OS. What operating system are you?
Juggle penguins.
Read my home page with changed word endings.
Ren & Stimpy creator directs a Jetsons episode.
Virtual Game Boy!
I have girly empathy. Do you?
Ikea's Unböring tv commercials. By Royal Tenenbaums director Wes Anderson. Truly Unböring. I have personally lived every script in every commercial in the series.
I'm supposed to be a Liberal Quaker! Match a religion to your true beliefs at http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html.
Basil White has a Candy Samples number of 3.
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia -- ABBA songs in Hindi. M*sturb*tion Tips. Bonanza in German. Tuba and banjo cover of Stairway to Heaven. Learn Italian With Fabio. Psycho Chicken. Terrifying Christian Recordings. !!!! Ragtime Eminem!!!! Song using sound clips from Vincent Price's cooking records. Spongebob Squarepants theme en Español. G*y porn icon country music. Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gormet cover Soundgarden.
Bowling and Pong. Pongling!
Name That Beard!
The Snoop Dogg Filter.
Valentine's Day dance.
Every site seems to have a lewd ex-girlfriend picture. Here's mine.
NC-17. Very, very, very wrong. I warned you.
There's no use crying over Slim Whitman.
Meat Meat Meat!
Stephen Hawking: Theoretical Physicist, Lyrical Terrorist.
The cartoon adventures of Queer Duck, Openly Gator and Bipolar Bear. Not for the timid.
Tom Lehrer's The Elements. More cute than funny, really.
3-D first person Tron lightcycles game.
Chris Rock has a very important message for you.
Guess where I wanna take ya. Here's the official video for the song (RealMedia).
Play the Iraq War online!
How to draw a dragon.
The Freaky Stuff They Don't Publish in the Restaurant Guide.
Sometimes Men Make the Strangest Requests!
I'm Schizotypal. What kind of psychopath are you?
Homestar Runner, my favorite retarded hero.
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine. (10.7 Mb Quicktime)
Big Little Books, deconstructed.
Pimp my website.
How I mentally prepare before a gig.
Leonard Nimoy's Go-Go Disco Bilbo song.
I don't know WHAT to think of this.
The White Stripes rock Legoland.
Please listen to my fartings.
Kill stick figures. Keep hitting the SPACE button (1.9 Meg).
Who's your friend? You know it.
Fun toboggan game.
I have this same dream every night.
Get Out of Hell Free!
Oswald Sings the Blues.
Stick Figure Death Theater: The Final Chapter.
Biggest Thanksgiving bird ever.
Thanksgiving cartoon.
Kill People.
A Special Holiday Message From Burger King.
A Special Holiday Message for all the ladies.
Dirty Tenacious D song, with animation by Ren & Stimpy creator. Not for the timid.
Save me, fish-headed Soy Sauce Man!
Smite my unbelievers.
Johnny Cash is the man.
Canadian irony.
Be a robot-destroying mantis.
The United States of America, According to Todd's Racist Aunt.
I've redeemed one too many of these coupons.
Don't make God kill a kitten!
Celebrity Soundboards.
The Japanese mangle our Engrish.
Watch the hip-hop-banana. Suppress the urge to kill.
Pavarotti loves elephants.
The ubiquitous Punk Rock Kitties (Flash).
Evil piggies ask Steven Spielberg why A.I. sucked.
The Superfriends' Illegal Filipina Maid.
"Keep Fishin'" by Weezer featuring Animal of The Electric Mayhem.
The Lonely Astronaut.
Online dictionary word pronunciation karaoke. There's no better way to explain this.
Dana Snow's The Art Of Comedy - a great online how-to book for standup comics.
The God and Devil Show.
Great Mobile Homes of Mississippi.
How to Get People to Do What You Want.
Landover Baptist Church. Not a real church.
Let's Bowl.
Pie-addicted Weebles.
The Kevin Bacon game, 2.0.
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